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The absolute AUDACITY of suggesting actual coding in 2023! 💀 Boss announces a new app project and instantly the AI evangelists pounce with "let's use ChatGPT" and "How about Claude" like they're offering free candy. Meanwhile, the lone developer suggesting they *gasp* WRITE CODE THEMSELVES gets yeeted out the window faster than you can say "deprecated framework." Coding? With human fingers? In THIS economy? The absolute horror!

Content OH COOL YOU'RE CODING! WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT? -290 UHH ENGLISHO

Oh. My. GOD. Remember when we actually had DIFFERENT WORDS for things?! The absolute HORROR of today's tech world where literally EVERYTHING is just an "app" now! 🙄 We've gone from a rich vocabulary of technical terms like "operating system," "daemon," and "compiler" to just... "app." THAT'S IT. That's all we get! The entire computing universe has been reduced to a single three-letter word while some turtleneck-wearing executive laughs maniacally at how they've destroyed our linguistic diversity! Next thing you know, we'll just grunt and point at screens. Why use many word when few word do trick?

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Content GOB printi Look what they need to mama mimic a fraction of our power

Content 1 am once again asking what the code i wrote last week does