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Someone really said "let's use GPT-5.2 to power a calculator" and thought that was a good idea. You know, because apparently basic arithmetic needs a multi-billion parameter language model that was trained on the entire internet. It's like hiring a neurosurgeon to put on a band-aid. The calculator probably responds to "2+2" with a 500-word essay on the philosophical implications of addition before reluctantly spitting out "4". Meanwhile, your $2 Casio from 1987 is sitting there doing the same job in 0.0001 seconds while running on a solar cell the size of a postage stamp. But sure, let's burn through enough GPU cycles to power a small town so we can calculate a tip at dinner. Innovation.

Nothing screams "stuck in 2005" quite like those khakis with the excessive cuff roll. The correlation between outdated fashion and outdated tech stacks is practically scientific at this point. If your manager's pants look like they're preparing for a flood that never comes, you can bet your entire sprint that Java 8 is considered "bleeding edge" in your office. The modern JDK might as well be science fiction when the person signing off on tech upgrades still has a BlackBerry holster somewhere in their desk drawer.

Ah, the classic "let's rewrite decades of legacy code in a few months" fantasy! Some tech bro wants to speedrun refactoring millions of lines of COBOL that literally keeps grandma's checks flowing. Because nothing says "responsible software engineering" like treating Social Security's codebase like it's a weekend hackathon project. What could possibly go wrong? Just sprinkle some AI, blockchain, and "agile methodology" on that 60-year-old code and boom – fixed by Tuesday! Next up: rebuilding the entire Pentagon with Legos over a long weekend.

The great port extinction of our time! This meme perfectly captures the devolution of laptop design from "Swiss Army knife of connectivity" to "hope you enjoy carrying dongles for the rest of your life." Modern laptops went from having every port imaginable to basically two identical USB-C ports that require you to carry an adapter the size of a small country. Minimalism is great until you need to connect literally anything. The bottom MacBook is practically begging "please sir, may I have some more ports?" while the top one is like "we heard you like dongles, so we removed everything else."

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