If Political Issues Had Issue Trackers

Technical debt Software development Politics Issue tracking Bug fixing Workarounds Development lifecycle Code quality Problem solving

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If Political Issues Had Issue Trackers

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The handshake meme that unites developers and politicians under the common banner of "solving issues by creating new ones" is painfully accurate. Developers fix bugs by introducing three more undocumented features, while politicians solve healthcare by breaking something else entirely. It's the circle of technical debt but for society! The only difference? Developers eventually have to face their code in production, while politicians can just blame the previous administration's codebase. At least we have Stack Overflow - politicians are still using Yahoo Answers from 2005.

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