Bro Really Said I Know A Guy

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Bro Really Said I Know A Guy

job-hunting-memes, nepotism-memes, tech-jobs-memes, referrals-memes, career-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

You can have the perfect resume, a portfolio that would make senior devs weep with envy, and interview skills smoother than a well-optimized SQL query. But none of that matters when someone's cousin's roommate's friend "knows a guy" at the company. Nepotism is the ultimate cheat code in the job market—no LeetCode grinding required, just a well-timed "hey, my buddy works there." Meanwhile, you're out here with your Master's degree and killer CV getting auto-rejected by ATS bots. The tech industry: where it's not what you know, it's who you know... and who they know.

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