The perfect Vim soundtrack doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! A Spotify playlist for Vim users with song titles that perfectly capture the existential crisis of first-time Vim users:
"What Am I Doing Here" - every developer's first thought after accidentally opening Vim
"How Did I Get Here" - the moment of panic sets in as you realize normal keyboard shortcuts don't work
"Can't Get Out" - the universal Vim experience of frantically trying to exit (hint: it's :q!)
"Asdfjkl;" - just random key mashing hoping something works
The 1246 saves represent all the StackOverflow searches for "how to exit vim" that have saved countless developer careers.