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Content DEVS WE WORK REMOTE NOW JUST FR THE PANDEMIC, RIGHT? YOULL COME BACK AFTER, RIGHT?

The modern tech stack visualized as the world's most precarious Jenga tower! At the very bottom, we have "ELECTRICITY" holding up literally everything - because let's face it, without it we're all just cavemen with MacBooks. The foundation includes Linus Torvalds, IBM, TSMC, and "K&R" (Kernighan and Ritchie, the C language creators) - you know, just the people who INVENTED MODERN COMPUTING, no big deal. Above them, C developers writing dynamic arrays because apparently we still haven't solved that problem after 50 years. Then we've got AWS, libcURL, and the Linux Foundation supporting everything while "unpaid open-source developers" hold up critical infrastructure. Meanwhile, Rust devs are off in their own rocket doing "their thing" while that one C++ project based on "undefined behavior" somehow keeps things running. The middle is pure chaos - web devs "sabotaging themselves" with an ever-growing tower of frameworks, a random Angry Bird labeled "whatever Microsoft is doing," and the cherry on top? A literal cloud labeled "lore accurate cloud server." And somehow this Frankenstein's monster powers everything from nuclear plants to "cookies for fish." The future is now, and it's terrifying!

Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET Like THAT? EVERY TIME MY PROGRAM FAILS TO COMPILE. .I DO ONE PUSH-UP. JESUS CHRIST. inegfirsom

Content YOU DON'T COMMENT BECAUSE YOUR CODE IS SELF DOCUMENTING IDON'T COMMENT BECAUSE I'M LAZY AF WE ARE NOT THE SAME

Content Should you use blockchain Are you making a cryptocurrency? Yes Please Stop No No

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