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When you git commit and git push , your code gracefully soars into the repository like a well-engineered aircraft. But those unsaved files in VS Code? They're like desperate passengers on a staircase to nowhere—no safety net, just one power outage away from oblivion. The number of times I've lost hours of work because I was "just testing something real quick" before saving... Let's just say I've developed a nervous twitch that hits Ctrl+S every 12 seconds.

This is peak programmer humor that only works if you_know() Python. The function literally prints "you know" and then there's a variable called youKnow set to True, so the condition is always met. It's basically the code equivalent of that friend who keeps saying "you know what I mean?" after every sentence, except this one actually executes. The recursive call at the end is just *chef's kiss* - infinite "you know" statements until your stack overflows... just like that one coworker who can't finish a thought without saying "you know" fifteen times.

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