Dont Judge Me

Content Time Spent on Project Obsessing over the exactly right hue of blue for the submit button's borders Coding the front end and backend

Look at these monkeys banging away at keyboards while the suits stand there thinking they've found the secret to software success! ABSOLUTE MADNESS! The infinite monkey theorem meets Silicon Valley's desperate search for the next unicorn. Just throw enough primates at a problem and SURELY one of them will accidentally code the next Facebook! Because that's TOTALLY how programming works! Meanwhile, venture capitalists are ready to throw billions at whatever gibberish compiles first. The modern tech industry in its purest form!

The ultimate XML parser isn't some fancy library—it's the Unix delete command. Why waste CPU cycles parsing XML when you can just rm it from existence? A truly elegant solution that runs in O(1) time and permanently resolves all XML validation errors. The only XML schema that matters is no XML at all.

Content Me: Programming on my PC for a hour straight without saving. My electricity I'm about to end this man's whole career

Content 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States now. It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming For example: MyObj.IsVisible Myobj.visibleth share edited Oct 25 '11 at 21:35 community wiki 2 revs, 2 users 94 AlishahNovin 21 This is a joke, right? - Philip Jun 10 '11 at 19:09

Content SAVE F INTERNET EXPLORER IS BRAVE ENOUGH To ASK YOU TO BE YOUR DEFAULT BROKSER, YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK THAT GIRI OUT." - ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1863