Dont Judge Me

Technical debt Project management Software development Feature creep Code maintenance Spaghetti code Clean code Debugging nightmare Code complexity Code evolution

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Dont Judge Me

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Oh look, it's the lifecycle of every coding project ever! You start with a simple, elegant snake of code—"I'll just keep this clean and organized." Fast forward two weeks and you've got a writhing ball of tangled pythons that would make Medusa jealous. That "quick feature" your client requested? It just added 17 more snakes to the pit. The best part? You're the one who has to explain in the code review why your elegant solution now resembles a snake orgy gone horribly wrong. But hey, "it works on my machine" so... don't judge me!

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