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Breaking Prod: The Chemistry Of Failed Deployments
Programming Devops Debugging Testing Backend
21 days ago 112.5K views 1 shares
Breaking Prod: The Chemistry Of Failed Deployments
When your code finally deploys to production after 47 failed attempts, and now you're just waiting for the inevitable bug reports to roll in. The shirt says it all - Breaking Prod with chemical elements Br (Bromine) and Pr (Praseodymium) in the style of a certain TV show about chemistry. The pure joy on this developer's face is the exact opposite of how their manager will look in approximately 17 minutes.

The Midnight Deployment Apocalypse
Devops Webdev Programming Frontend Cloud
2 months ago 97.4K views 0 shares
The Midnight Deployment Apocalypse
That moment when your phone explodes with Vercel deployment failure notifications at midnight and you're just sitting there like a supervillain contemplating your life choices. The red lighting is PERFECT because that's exactly what your face looks like when you realize you pushed to production without testing that one tiny change that "couldn't possibly break anything." Spoiler alert: IT BROKE EVERYTHING. Now you're trapped in deployment hell with no escape, just you and your phone buzzing with the same message over and over and over. Sleep? What's that? We don't know her anymore.

Before Closing On Friday Evening
Devops Git Programming Debugging Testing
3 months ago 154.1K views 0 shares
Before Closing On Friday Evening
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! The absolute AUDACITY of pushing untested code to dev at 4:59 PM on a Friday! 💅✨ It's the classic "not my problem until Monday" energy that only the most chaotic developers possess. Like, honey, you're literally creating a weekend emergency while dancing on the grave of your team's sanity! That code is going to break SPECTACULARLY while you're sipping margaritas, and some poor on-call dev will be crying into their keyboard. ICONIC BEHAVIOR. 👑