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The eternal triangle of pain: Prospect wants features, Sales promises Bob can build it in 3 weeks, and Engineer knows it'll take months. Sales throws Bob under the bus without even asking him, because apparently Bob is some kind of code wizard who can violate the laws of software development physics. Engineer tries to inject reality into the conversation with "actually, it'll take a couple of months," but Sales just doubles down with "but for YOU, we'll do it in 3 weeks!" Engineer's final "SHUT UP!" is every developer who's ever had their timeline volunteered by someone who thinks coding is just typing really fast. Poor Bob is probably in the back actually doing his job, completely unaware he's been committed to an impossible deadline. Fun fact: This is why engineers develop trust issues and start padding estimates by 300%.
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