I Am A Pain In The Ass

Technical debt Legacy code Code maintenance Overengineering Tech stack Dependency hell Team dynamics Tech-decisions New frameworks Library hell

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I Am A Pain In The Ass

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Ever introduced a fancy new library to your team only to watch the codebase collapse into chaos? That's what we're seeing here - some developer gleefully showing off their latest tech discovery to coworkers who might humor them, while the poor codebase (represented by terrified sheep) is about to get absolutely wrecked by this demonic entity of unnecessary complexity. The real horror story isn't the monster - it's the inevitable dependency hell, compatibility issues, and technical debt that follows. Six months later, everyone's frantically Googling "how to migrate away from [shiny tool]" while cursing your name in Slack channels you're not invited to.

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