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Content import random Generate a random string def generaterandomstring: Create a list of possible characters for the random string chars "abcdefghijkImnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789! Choose a fixed length for the string stringlength 12 Generate the random string by choosing random characters from the list of possible characters randomstring - "" join(random. choice(chars) for i in range(stringlength)) return randomstring Check if the generated string says "Hello World! def checkhelloworld(string): return string "Hello World!" Print an explanation to the user print("This program generates random strings and checks if they say 'Hello World!'") print("It may take a while to find a string that says 'Hello World!'") Generate a random string and check if it says "Hello World!" If it doesn't, try again while True: randomstring generaterandom string() if checkhelloworld(randomstring) : print (randomstring) break

The existential crisis hits hard when junior devs finally grasp that their precious code is just a tiny speck in an endless Russian doll of virtualization. Their Java app isn't running on a "computer" – it's running on a Java Virtual Machine, which is running on a VM, which is running on a hypervisor, which is part of a Virtual Private Cloud... which is probably running in some AWS data center that might not even physically exist for all we know. Seven years into my career and I'm still not convinced my code isn't just running in a simulation inside another developer's fever dream. The turtles really do go all the way down.

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