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Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET Like THAT? EVERY TIME MY PROGRAM FAILS TO COMPILE. .I DO ONE PUSH-UP. JESUS CHRIST. inegfirsom

Nothing says "objective feedback" quite like giving yourself a 5-star review. The developer here has achieved the rare feat of being both his app's creator AND its biggest fan! Self-validation at its finest—because if you don't believe in your code, who will? The best part is the shameless confession: "I'm the author and I think it's a very good app." At least he's honest about his bias, which is more integrity than most git commits have. That perfect 5.0 rating is technically accurate when your sample size is... yourself.

Ah, the irony of modern tech! Here's a vintage book teaching "Artificial Intelligence in BASIC" from what looks like the 80s, sitting right next to "EXPERT SYSTEMS" on the bookshelf. Fast forward to 2023, and we're all losing our minds over ChatGPT and friends—billion-dollar AI systems built on Python, a language that would make your CPU cry if you asked it to calculate 2+2 in less than half a second. The cosmic joke is that we've gone from programming AI in languages designed to be "Beginner's All-purpose" to building world-changing models with a language where indentation errors can crash your entire system. Somewhere, this book's author is either laughing hysterically or weeping uncontrollably.

THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of SQL formatting! One second you're lounging like Skeletor, smugly declaring "Writing SQL in all caps is a choice, not a requirement" and the next you're RUNNING AWAY because you've unleashed pure CHAOS on the database team! The holy war of SQL formatting claims another victim! Those database purists will hunt you down with their perfectly indented queries and meticulously capitalized keywords until the end of time! The AUDACITY to suggest lowercase SQL! Might as well have said tabs are better than spaces or that semicolons are optional! Some developer sins can never be forgiven!

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