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What Even Is Unit Test Coverage
Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging
23 days ago 67.0K views 0 shares
What Even Is Unit Test Coverage
The eternal battle between logic and laziness in a developer's brain. Three compelling reasons to write unit tests (better code quality, "only takes 10 minutes," and peer pressure from literally everyone) versus the single, all-powerful counterargument: "I don't wanna." And guess which side wins? The conclusion says it all! The perfect representation of how our brains somehow manage to override all rational decision-making with pure, undiluted procrastination. It's like having a PhD in excuse-making while failing Adulting 101.

The Ultimate Homework Automation Hack
Programming Javascript Python Backend
27 days ago 95.9K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Homework Automation Hack
Why do the assigned task when you can build an entire automated system to avoid it? Nothing says "CS student energy" like spending 10x the effort to hack a solution rather than just watching those damn videos. College Board probably wanted to teach API integration anyway, right? The real lesson was the GraphQL queries we wrote along the way. Every developer knows that automating a 1-hour task with a 10-hour solution is the true mark of genius. It's not laziness—it's efficiency at scale . Future you will thank present you... maybe.

The Two Hours Work Week
Devops Bash Programming
28 days ago 76.4K views 0 shares
The Two Hours Work Week
The ultimate developer dream state: spend months automating a process down to a single button click, write meticulous documentation that nobody reads, share with colleagues who nod politely, then still get emails asking you to "initiate the process" because nobody wants to touch your beautiful automation. Your job description has essentially become "Professional Button Pusher" with a six-figure salary. The irony? That automation took 300 hours to build but saves exactly 5 minutes per week. But hey, the ROI calculation conveniently ignored your development time!

The Future Of Communication Is AI Doing All The Work
AI Programming
1 month ago 82.6K views 0 shares
The Future Of Communication Is AI Doing All The Work
The ABSOLUTE PEAK of modern communication: AI writing novels from your bullet points and condensing War and Peace into "book was good." We've evolved from actually communicating to just outsourcing our entire personality! 💅 Now we can all pretend to be intellectual email warriors without reading OR writing anything substantial. The digital equivalent of nodding through a conversation while scrolling Instagram. PEAK EFFICIENCY for the chronically lazy! Soon we'll just have AIs talking to other AIs while we take naps. #blessed

I'm Not Even Tired
AI Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 93.6K views 0 shares
I'm Not Even Tired
Remember when we used to write our own algorithms? Now we're just watching ChatGPT and Deepseek haul our careers up the mountain while we take a nap in the sleeping bag of obsolescence. And the worst part? We have the audacity to brag about our "productivity" like we actually did something impressive. "Look how far I climbed" – yeah buddy, you typed a prompt and took a coffee break while the AI did all the heavy lifting. The only muscle you've exercised is your index finger hitting Ctrl+V.

Work Smarter Not Sorry-er
Python Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 97.5K views 0 shares
Work Smarter Not Sorry-er
Why write something 100 times like a peasant when you can automate your apologies? The normal student suffers through hand cramps while the programmer just drops a simple for loop and watches the machine do the work. This is the fundamental difference between those who toil and those who think. Work smarter, not harder—even when you're being punished. The true programmer mindset isn't about following rules; it's about finding the most efficient way to break them while technically still complying.

The Future Of Communication
AI Agile Programming
1 month ago 98.8K views 0 shares
The Future Of Communication
The ultimate corporate efficiency hack: using AI to simultaneously avoid both writing and reading emails. Left panel: "Generate 2000 words from 'Please submit TPS reports by Friday.'" Right panel: "Summarize this 12-paragraph explanation of why the build failed into 'Jeff broke it.'" Welcome to 2024, where we've automated the most human part of work communication—pretending to care about it.

Brain Becoming Obsolete
AI Algorithms Programming
1 month ago 85.6K views 0 shares
Brain Becoming Obsolete
Remember when we used to memorize algorithms and syntax? Yeah, me neither. The meme shows our brains shrinking to pea-size after using ChatGPT for coding. Why bother storing all that knowledge when you can just prompt an AI? "Hey ChatGPT, how do I reverse a binary tree while making coffee?" and boom—instant solution without taxing those precious neurons. Soon we'll just be meat puppets with thumbs for typing prompts while our atrophied brains handle the critical task of deciding when to get more coffee. Progress!

When You Accidentally Invent Recursion With AI
AI Algorithms Programming Debugging
1 month ago 110.3K views 1 shares
When You Accidentally Invent Recursion With AI
Ah, the infinite loop of modern laziness! Instead of writing a prompt for an AI, this developer decides to make an AI write prompts for another AI... only to realize they've accidentally created recursion. It's like telling your intern to hire another intern to do their work. The real kicker? They think this accidental stack overflow is "peak software engineering." This is what happens when you're too clever for your own good but not clever enough to recognize you've just reinvented the wheel with extra steps. Somewhere, a computer science professor is weeping.

Brain Atrophy: The ChatGPT Effect
AI Algorithms Programming
2 months ago 101.7K views 0 shares
Brain Atrophy: The ChatGPT Effect
Remember when we actually had to memorize algorithms and syntax? Now my brain's shrinking faster than my will to whiteboard during interviews. The top image shows Homer Simpson's brain scan before ChatGPT, all plump and functional. The bottom shows what's left after outsourcing our thinking to AI - just enough neurons to type "write me a function that..." and hit enter. Evolution in reverse, folks - soon we'll just be fingers attached to a coffee mug.

Trust Me Bro A Script Will Be Faster
Programming Devops Bash Python
2 months ago 119.4K views 0 shares
Trust Me Bro A Script Will Be Faster
Spending 30 minutes writing a script to automate a 5-minute task is the hill I'll proudly die on. Sure, I could just do the damn thing, but where's the elegance in that? The cosmic irony of programming: we'd rather spend 6x longer building the automation than actually doing the work. It's not laziness—it's "future-proofing." And yes, I know I'll never run that script again. But what if I did ? Checkmate.

Worth It
Programming Devops Bash Python
2 months ago 97.7K views 0 shares
Worth It
The galaxy brain moment when you convince yourself that spending 48 hours automating a task that takes 20 minutes is somehow "efficient." But let's be real—we're not doing it to save time. We're doing it because manually repeating the same task feels like psychological torture, and writing that script gives us the same dopamine hit as solving a puzzle. Sure, we'll never recoup those hours, but our fragile programmer ego can't handle the thought of doing something "the easy way." It's not laziness, it's... "future-proofing."