Laziness Memes

Remember when we had to actually learn how to add two numbers? Now it's just OpenAI.chat("Sum of #{a} + #{b}") and call it a day. The terrifying part? This probably works better than half the arithmetic functions I've written in my 15-year career. Next they'll be asking ChatGPT to explain their own code to them during performance reviews. Evolution isn't always progress, folks.

Behold, the moment when programming evolved from tedious logic to "just ask the AI." This genius decided that calculating 1+2 was beneath their intellectual capabilities, so they summoned OpenAI for this complex arithmetic challenge. Why waste precious brain cells on elementary math when you can burn through API credits instead? The shadowy figure below is clearly the ghost of computer science past, silently judging our descent into algorithmic laziness. Next week: using GPT-4 to determine if water is wet.

Staring into the void waiting for that </button> to magically appear while your AI coding assistant just sits there like "I've done my part." That feeling when you've gone from manually closing your own HTML tags like a caveman to becoming completely dependent on technology that suddenly decides to ghost you. We've evolved from writing our own code to watching a cursor blink, silently judging our life choices. The modern developer experience: 50% coding, 50% waiting for machines to finish what they started.

Look at me, taking a picture of ChatGPT instead of actually writing documentation. It's the modern dev equivalent of taking vacation photos of the information plaque instead of the actual mountain. Why spend hours documenting code when I can just ask an AI to do it later? Ten years of experience has taught me that future me will definitely understand what current me was thinking without proper docs. Totally. The irony of treating documentation like a distant, majestic view while the actual codebase is right there needing attention is just *chef's kiss*. We've evolved from "the code is self-documenting" to "the AI will document it for me."

The ultimate dream isn't having AI code for you or do your laundry - it's having AI handle everything while you ascend to your final form: a professional couch potato. Why optimize workflows when you can eliminate them? The future isn't about productivity tools; it's about outsourcing your entire existence to algorithms so you can finally achieve humanity's true purpose: absolutely nothing. The singularity isn't something to fear - it's something to schedule your Netflix binges around.