Behold The Performance Optimization Aristocracy

performance bad code Technical debt Refactoring Developer ego Code quality Optimization Hacks Scripting
Programming Javascript Debugging Python Algorithms
3 days ago 115,770 views 0 shares
Behold The Performance Optimization Aristocracy
optimization-memes, debugging-memes, performance-memes, bad-code-memes, refactoring-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The aristocratic smugness is palpable. Nothing screams "tech nobility" like optimizing garbage code instead of rewriting it properly. Sure, you've made your spaghetti script run 1000x faster, but it's still held together with duct tape and prayers. The true art of programming isn't writing good code—it's making bad code perform so well that nobody questions its existence. And then strutting around the office like you've just invented quantum computing.

More Like This

Spotlight

Portable Power Station

GearScouts.com

Stop scrolling, start exploring! Find the gear that'll get you off the couch and into the wild. Compare power stations for off-grid adventures, flashlights for midnight hikes, and essentials that make the outdoors your playground. Get Outside →

Ad The Signal Rescuer

For when your router is as unreliable as untested code
TP-Link WiFi Extender | ProgrammerHumor.io
Your purchase contributes to our 'Why Is This Simple CSS Layout Breaking' therapy fund. 💔