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When your Git branch history looks like you're about to hit a sick combo in Guitar Hero, you know you've entered a special circle of version control hell. Those colorful lines crossing over each other in increasingly chaotic patterns? That's what happens when someone discovers merge commits, rebasing, cherry-picking, and force pushing all in the same afternoon without reading the docs first.
The real tragedy here is that somewhere in that spaghetti of commits lies actual work that needs to be recovered. Good luck explaining this graph to your team during code review. "Yeah, so I tried to fix a merge conflict and then I panicked and rebased on top of main while simultaneously merging feature branches and... do we have a time machine?"
Pro tip: When your commit graph starts looking like a rhythm game, it's time to either git reset --hard and start over, or just burn the whole repo down and pretend it never happened. 🎸
