Be Like John: Master Of Productive Procrastination

Content Me making a deprecated feature hard to use so I can get rid of it The client getting used to it EVPUNS

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Content When you're 30 minutes into the interview and the candidate is still coding their fizzbuzz solution but you have to stay professional ProdrammerHumor.io

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BEHOLD! The most spectacular corporate announcement in the history of Stack Overflow! Meta proudly announces their "exciting partnership" with OpenAI and the community responds with... *dramatic pause*... a CRUSHING -461 votes! 💀 Nothing says "we're thrilled about this collaboration" quite like hundreds of developers collectively hitting that downvote button with the fury of a thousand crashed servers. The corporate-speak about "socially responsible AI" and "revenue streams" clearly resonated with everyone! And by "resonated," I mean triggered a downvote avalanche that could bury a small village. The true masterpiece? That little "-461" quietly sitting there like the world's most passive-aggressive code review. Stack Overflow users have spoken, and they've spoken in the universal language of "absolutely not." Chef's kiss! 🤌

Content My boss, changing my entire code, during code review Me, who thougl my code was RI good to commit