I Don't Know What Vibe Coding Is

Ever been in a standup where everyone's dropping buzzwords like "vibe coding" and you're just nodding along? That's the coding equivalent of being at a party where everyone's discussing a TV show you've never watched.

Fun fact: "Vibe Coding" isn't even a real programming paradigm (yet). But watch some startup make it one tomorrow—"Our engineers don't just write code, they vibe with it. Our proprietary Vibe-Driven Development methodology increases developer happiness by 420%."