One Bug Down, Four More To Go

Forget sharks, serial killers, or even death itself. The true nightmare fuel is that one competitive programming problem that's been haunting your GitHub for three years. You know, the one where you've tried 47 different approaches, scrolled through StackOverflow until your finger developed carpal tunnel, and still get "Time Limit Exceeded" on test case #217. The problem that makes you question your entire career choice at 2AM while surrounded by energy drink cans and broken dreams. Death is merciful – CP problems are forever.

Junior developers pushing code straight to production is the tech equivalent of giving car keys to someone who just got their learner's permit. The terrifying confidence of asking "How much review do I need?" only to immediately decide "None? I merge now. Good luck, everybody else!" perfectly captures that moment when inexperience meets fatal optimism. Senior devs watching this unfold are already updating their resumes while the production server starts smoking. That merge button might as well be labeled "Career Russian Roulette."

Spotify Wrapped, but for developers' existential crises. The four horsemen of development reality: fixing bugs that spawn more bugs, spending 23.6 hours automating a 5.4-hour task, denying your code is the problem (narrator: it was), and watching six hours of tutorials only to find the solution in some random blog comment from 2011. The metrics don't lie, but they do hurt.

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