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The medieval torture scene perfectly captures the collective agony when someone raises their hand at 4:55 PM on Friday. Everyone's already mentally logged off, SSH keys turned in, and dreams of weekend debugging-free bliss shattered by "Just one quick question about the sprint backlog." The team's faces say it all - pure existential dread as the weekend slips further away with each word of that "quick" question that will inevitably spiral into a 45-minute discussion about JIRA ticket formatting.

Ah yes, the classic "I can build a website" phase we all went through. This building is literally half-finished—just like any "web application" built with HTML alone. Sure, it has structure, but no functionality whatsoever. It's the coding equivalent of bringing a spoon to a gunfight. The poor thing is just sitting there, static and lifeless, desperately waiting for someone to introduce it to CSS and JavaScript so it can become a real boy. Ten years later, that bootcamp graduate is still wondering why their form doesn't actually submit anything.

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