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32 MB of RAM. That's less memory than a single Discord tab uses today. Yet somehow people were out here running entire operating systems, playing games, and doing actual work. Windows 98 would boot up, load Paint, and still have enough RAM left over for Minesweeper. Now your Slack client needs 4GB just to send "k" in a DM. That beige tower was peak luxury. The CRT monitor that could double as a space heater. The keyboard that weighed more than modern laptops. You'd wait 3 minutes for the computer to boot and think "wow, technology is amazing." Today people complain if their M2 MacBook takes 8 seconds to wake from sleep. Fun fact: Windows 98 required a minimum of 16 MB of RAM. Having 32 MB meant you were basically living in the future. You could open Internet Explorer AND Notepad at the same time without the system having an existential crisis.

Windows 11 really went full dystopian with the bloatware. While Linux and macOS users are just vibing with their clean systems, Win11 users need to break out the nuclear arsenal just to uninstall Candy Crush. OpenShell to get a functional Start menu back, WinHawk to patch the OS because Microsoft won't, Winaero Tweaker to disable telemetry they definitely promised wasn't there, and Chris Titus Tools to nuke the entire marketing department's fever dreams from orbit. It's like needing a hazmat suit to take out the trash. The best part? All these tools exist because Microsoft decided users asking for basic control over their own computers was "too much to ask."

Oh SWEET SILICON HEAVENS! The PC Master Race subreddit in its full, chaotic glory! 😭 You join expecting enlightened hardware discussions and instead get BOMBARDED with: First-time builders with $600 budgets demanding 4K gaming at 60fps (HONEY, THAT'S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS! 💸) RGB nightmares that look like unicorns had explosive diarrhea inside a glass case The eternal "My PC won't boot" posts next to $3000 worth of components Those INFURIATING "Is X better than Y" questions that could be answered with a 5-second Google search The Squidward progression is PERFECTION - from hopeful curiosity to soul-crushing disappointment. Just like my relationship with every Windows update ever! 🙃