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Windows Recycle Bin started as a humble trash can, got progressively fancier with each redesign, then somewhere around 2024 Microsoft apparently forgot what a trash bin even looks like and just started slapping the recycling logo on random app icons. By 2025, your deleted files are apparently going to Microsoft Teams (fitting, since that's where productivity goes to die), and by 2026 they'll end up in Outlook. Makes sense—email has been a dumping ground for garbage since the '90s anyway. Can't wait for the 2027 update where the Recycle Bin is just a picture of Edge asking if you want to make it your default browser.

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OH MY GODDD! Microsoft's obsession with verbosity is the GREATEST TRAGEDY of our time! 😱 Why use simple, elegant commands like 'wget' when you can TORTURE your fingers typing 'Invoke-WebRequest'?! PowerShell developers sitting in their evil lair like "MUAHAHA, let's make them type SEVENTEEN EXTRA CHARACTERS!" The dark side Kermit perfectly represents that Microsoft executive who wakes up every morning and chooses VIOLENCE against our wrists and sanity. Brevity? Never heard of her!

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