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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of Windows API development summed up in one tragic epiphany! 😱 That moment when you wake up in a cold sweat with the horrifying realization that the documentation is your MORTAL ENEMY. It's like being told the cake is chocolate but biting into raisin instead! The poor soul tried using RIDEV_NOHOTKEYS flag with Raw Input because the docs SAID SO, only to discover what every Windows developer eventually learns through blood, sweat, and keyboard smashing - the documentation is where dreams go to DIE. It's not a bug, it's a feature...of the documentation itself! 💀

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The eternal battle between developers and printers continues! This poor dev thought mentioning his profession would somehow help with his printer problems, but instead triggered a PTSD episode in his therapist. Ten years of coding experience and I still whisper sweet nothings to my printer before every job. "Please work, I'll update your drivers, I promise." Printers are the final boss that no amount of Stack Overflow can help you defeat.

The AUDACITY of Steam reviews! On one side, we have 1.1 MILLION players screaming "Overwhelmingly Positive" like it's the second coming of digital Jesus. Meanwhile, this ONE dramatic soul with nearly 1,400 hours invested has the sheer NERVE to give it a thumbs down?! 💀 This is the gaming equivalent of eating at a restaurant every single day for FOUR YEARS straight and then leaving a one-star review because they changed the napkin color. The commitment to the hatred is almost... beautiful? *chef's kiss*