The Processor Has Finally Been Found!

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5 months ago 200,005 views 1 shares

The Processor Has Finally Been Found!

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Windows mistaking the image of a processor for actual hardware is peak operating system intelligence. Like when your friend says they know computers because they once changed their desktop background. This is basically Windows getting excited about finding a JPEG of a CPU and planning the parade. Next up: discovering RAM by opening a memory.png file.

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