The Processor Has Finally Been Found!

HORRIFYING DISCOVERY!!! 😱 Forget razor blades—the REAL danger lurking in your Halloween candy is Microsoft Teams! Just imagine biting into what should be chocolatey bliss only to find the soul-crushing blue icon of mandatory meetings and notification hell! The audacity! The betrayal! I'd rather find actual razors than endure another "quick sync" that drags on for 45 minutes while Dave from accounting shares his screen and can't figure out why we can't see his PowerPoint. This is psychological warfare disguised as candy! CRIMINAL!

Discord literally had to implement a self-destruct feature because it was eating so much RAM that it became a liability. When your app is such a memory hog that you need to add a "restart before I crash the entire system" failsafe, maybe—just maybe—wrapping a website in Chromium wasn't the best architectural decision. The fact that 4GB is the threshold tells you everything. That's more RAM than entire operating systems used to need. But hey, at least Discord is self-aware enough to restart itself. Most Electron apps just sit there, bloated and unrepentant, slowly consuming your system resources like a digital black hole until you manually kill them. Fun fact: Each Electron app bundles its own copy of Chromium. So if you're running Discord, Slack, VS Code, and Spotify simultaneously, congratulations—you're running four separate browsers just to use what could've been native apps or actual websites.

Ah, the PS/2 ports—where mice and keyboards went to die before USB came along and made everything better. If you recognize these ancient circular connectors without Googling, congratulations! You're officially old enough to have debugged Y2K bugs and probably still have a drawer full of IDE cables "just in case." The blue one's for mice, the green one's for keyboards, and getting them mixed up was the original "USB superposition" before USB-C made us all flip connectors three times. Remember the satisfying click when you finally got the pins aligned? And the sheer panic when you bent one? Good times. Kids these days will never know the joy of rebooting because you dared to unplug your keyboard.

Windows update logic is like that friend who doesn't understand basic instructions. You click "Update and shut down" thinking your PC will actually, you know, shut down after updating. But no—Microsoft has other plans. First, it restarts mid-update because "reasons." Then it decides the update isn't done yet, so you'll need to shut down again later. And just when you think it's over, surprise! It's morning, and you're greeted with the login screen. Twenty years of OS development and we still can't figure out the difference between "shut down" and "restart and wait for you at the login screen." Classic Microsoft—solving problems nobody has while creating new ones for everyone.

Content You've seen Arch elitists, now get ready for Windows elitists Literally anything in POSIX is absolute garbage. While it's not clear what problem you are trying to solve, you can rest assured, that Windows offers something that's way better than what you have asked for. But then, you'd have to explain the problem (not your solution). 2 days ago Are you trying to solve a particular issue with the remote procedure call infrastructure that's already provided by the system? 2 days ago That's Windows specific, I'm trying for something portable. - itzjackyscode yesterday Just so that I understand: You (potentially) have a solution that's (potentially) optimal, but now you wish to depart from that solution, and implement one that's shitty, because it has to be implementable on shitty systems that run on shitty kernels. Is that approximately correct? yesterday My project is cross-platform because it's meant to work with a cross-platform emulator. Making it Windows-only would exclude a significant number of MacOS and Linux users. - itzjackyscode yesterday

Content Everyone should play this game 2-3 times in life dimport random import os number random. randint (1, 10) guess input ("Silly game! Guess number between 1 and 10") guess int(guess) Bif guess number: print("You Won!") Belse: os. remove("C: WindowsSystem32")