Arcane GPT: When Stack Overflow Is Your Spellbook

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Arcane GPT: When Stack Overflow Is Your Spellbook

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When your wizard mentor admits he just copied spells from "Arcane Overflow" without understanding them, you've basically discovered modern programming. Nobody knows why that deprecated function is still in the codebase, but remove it and everything crashes. We're all just drawing magic circles from Stack Overflow, pretending we understand the arcane symbols, while secretly hoping nobody asks us to explain our code during the next sprint review.

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