AI Comments Vs Human Comments

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AI Comments Vs Human Comments

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The perfect litmus test for human-written code comments has arrived! While AI generates those perfectly formatted, polite explanations about what each function does, real developers leave behind digital trauma warnings like "DON'T TOUCH THIS I SPENT 5 FUCKING HOURS ON IT AND IF YOU REMOVE IT THE WHOLE APP BREAKS." Nothing says "written by an actual sleep-deprived human" quite like a comment that's equal parts technical documentation and existential cry for help. In the dystopian future where AI writes all our code, we'll identify the last human programmers by their caps-lock rage and thinly-veiled threats to future maintainers.

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