Is Brendan Eich In The Room

The bell curve strikes again. You've got the newbies on the left who just discovered JavaScript's type coercion and think they've unlocked the secrets of the universe. On the right, the grizzled veterans who've seen enough production bugs to know that literally every language has its own special brand of chaos. And there in the middle? The vast majority who picked JavaScript as their punching bag because it's trendy to dunk on JS. Plot twist: they're using it in their day job anyway because the entire web runs on it. The real joke is that all programming languages are weird and quirky once you dig deep enough. JavaScript just has the audacity to do it in a browser where everyone can see.

The perfect metaphor for GitHub Copilot's autocomplete functionality! You start typing some code with a clear intention in mind, and Copilot jumps in with the confidence of someone who absolutely knows what you're going to say... except it's hilariously off-target. Just like when you're about to deliver a profound statement and someone interjects with "sandwiches?" The AI is trying so hard to be helpful but sometimes the suggestions are so wildly disconnected from your actual coding intentions that you can't help but laugh. It's that special relationship where you type "const authenticate = async (user" and Copilot suggests "...PizzaDeliveryOptions) =>"

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