Is Brendan Eich In The Room

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Is Brendan Eich In The Room

javascript-memes, ruby-memes, rails-memes, framework-wars-memes, developer-drama-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

JavaScript devs watching Ruby on Rails folks tear each other apart over politics while sipping coffee through their npm dependency hell. First time? Ha! The JS community survived ES6 vs ES5, jQuery wars, framework fatigue, and approximately 8,742 state management libraries. Political drama? That's just Tuesday for us. We've been divided since someone first suggested semicolons were optional.

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