Is Brendan Eich In The Room

When your boss says "No, we can't use a UUID library" and you're left crafting this monstrosity. It's the programming equivalent of making a sandwich with a chainsaw - technically possible, but deeply concerning. The code is basically generating a fake UUID by replacing placeholders with random hex values. It's like putting on a fake mustache and hoping nobody notices you're not Tom Selleck. Works until it doesn't!

Content Sun Neutron star Black hole nodemodules

Content Tweet Kitze thekitze border: 1px solid red; is the console.log of css 11:34 02082019 Twitter Web App ProgrammerHumor.to

Content Frontend Dev PM describes new project requirements: . WCAG 3.0

Content UncenteredDiv owcharliebyteme What's so hard about regex anyway? Aren't regular expressions just lik. ?? 1:09 PM Jun 13, 2023 Twitter for iBall 44 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 4 Likes 17

The eternal struggle of modern development: blindly accepting terms of service, EULAs, and npm package dependencies without reading a single word. Just like our beloved Springfield politician, we were hired to code, not to read 50-page legal documents or audit those 847 transitive dependencies. The deadline's tomorrow and that "Accept All" button is just begging to be clicked. Security vulnerabilities? Future licensing issues? That's a problem for future you.