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Content Kelvin Mai kelvinmai Can you make money with just HTML and CSS? Technically yes, but printing your own money is counterfeiting which is generally illegal and frowned upon. 3:01 09 Sep 20 TweetDeck

Changed "loading..." to "thinking..." and boom, you're basically OpenAI now. Forget the neural networks, the transformer architecture, the billions in compute costs—just slap a different word in your spinner text and watch the VC money roll in. The bar for calling yourself an AI company has never been lower. Next week they'll probably change "Error 404" to "Temporarily hallucinating" and raise another round.

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Content Dawood Ali yugdiputsa Take a dictionary, open it on a random page and pick a random word. Now google for "word.js" Congrats, you have discovered a new Javascript library. 11:25 am 05 Jan 21 Twitter for Android

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal language war between Java and JavaScript has reached Hogwarts levels of drama! 🧙‍♀️ Java, that uptight prefect of programming languages, is ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED that you'd dare use lowercase "string" instead of the proper capitalized "String" class. Heaven forbid you make such a ghastly syntax error! The compiler would literally DIE. Meanwhile, JavaScript is over there like a chaotic first-year who couldn't care less about your rigid type conventions. "WTF is String?" it screams, while happily accepting strings, numbers, objects, or literal garbage as parameters because YOLO! The true tragedy? They share a name but have NOTHING in common. It's like naming your twin children "Identical" and "Nothing Alike" just to watch the world burn! 🔥

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