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The eternal curse of knowing how to code: suddenly everyone thinks you're also a walking Best Buy Geek Squad. Family gatherings become tech support sessions, and "I work with software" translates to "I can resurrect your decade-old HP printer that's possessed by demons."
The logic loop here is beautiful. You start with the rational take—programming and printer troubleshooting are completely different skill sets. One involves elegant algorithms and clean code; the other involves sacrificing goats to appease the printer gods. But then muscle memory kicks in. You've already googled the error code. You're already checking if it's plugged in. You're in too deep.
The real kicker? You WILL fix it. Not because you know anything about printers, but because you know how to read error messages and have the patience to actually restart the spooler service. Which somehow makes you more qualified than 90% of the population.
