Someone really woke up one day and thought "You know what the world needs? A Rust compiler written in PHP." Like, bestie, we're out here trying to ESCAPE PHP, not give it MORE power! The absolute audacity to write a RUST compiler—the language that's all about memory safety and blazing speed—in PHP of all things. It's like building a Ferrari engine out of cardboard and duct tape. The fact that it has 2 stars and 0 forks is sending me into orbit because even GitHub is like "nah fam, we're good." The universe is screaming for this not to exist, yet here we are. Someone literally said "I'm gonna make Rust slower" and committed to the bit. The chaotic energy is unmatched and I'm equally horrified and impressed.
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