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Version Control Nightmare
Git Devops Agile Programming
10 days ago 70.5K views 0 shares
Version Control Nightmare
Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY! Someone just casually announced they're abandoning Git for... EXCEL?! 💀 That face in the bottom panel is literally every developer's soul leaving their body. It's the universal "did I just hear what I think I heard?" expression when someone suggests replacing a sophisticated version control system with spreadsheet hell. Next up: "We're replacing our database with Post-it notes for better visualization" or "Let's code in crayon because the colors are prettier!" I simply cannot with this level of tech blasphemy!

Need To Find Prime Numbers Thus I Will Use Regex
Algorithms Math Programming Debugging
1 month ago 110.8K views 0 shares
Need To Find Prime Numbers Thus I Will Use Regex
Ah, using regex to find prime numbers—the computational equivalent of performing brain surgery with a chainsaw. That expression isn't finding primes; it's summoning demons from the seventh circle of debugging hell. The look of pure madness on his face says it all: "I've stared into the regex abyss, and it winked back at me." Next time, just use the Sieve of Eratosthenes like a normal person instead of writing cryptic symbols that would make even Cthulhu say "that's a bit much."

Santa's Code Review Policy
Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 103.3K views 0 shares
Santa's Code Review Policy
Kid writes to Santa: "Dear Santa I want to create an operating system using HTML." Santa's immediate reaction is to sneak in and smother the child with a pillow. Mercy killing. Some crimes against computer science can't be forgiven. Next he'll be asking for a database built with CSS.