Am I Still Alive?

PHP is like that horror movie villain who just won't die no matter how many times you stab it. For three decades , tech bros have been writing PHP's obituary while frantically recommending whatever shiny framework just dropped that week. Meanwhile, PHP silently powers WordPress, Facebook, and roughly 80% of the internet while the "next big thing" frameworks come and go faster than JavaScript developers change their LinkedIn titles. The secret to PHP's immortality? It just works. No 12-hour Udemy course needed to display "Hello World." Pure technological cockroach energy.

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Content 14 use this Snum1 "123456789012345678901234567890"; Snum2 "9876543210" r mysqlquery("Select sum: num num2); sumR mysqlfetchrow(r); sum sum0; share improve this answer answered May 17 '11 at 6:23 K.Sya 221 02 2 60 Zomg, that's both an awesome and a very ugly response. - Clement Herreman Jun 17 '11 at 13:06 are you serious? - WoLfulus Apr 18 '15 at 13:25 13 Sorry, but the SQL server is an SQL server, not a calculator. - GordonM May 22 '15 at 9:37