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Am I Still Alive?

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1 year ago 332,622 views 0 shares

Am I Still Alive?

php-memes, legacy-code-memes, web-development-memes, programming-languages-memes, zombie-technology-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal zombie of web development strikes again! PHP continues to shamble along despite countless "PHP is dead" articles published every year since approximately 2005. The language that powers 77% of all websites somehow persists through constant ridicule, security concerns, and syntactical oddities that would make any CS professor weep. Yet there it is, running WordPress, Facebook, and probably your company's legacy codebase that nobody wants to touch. Its survival skills are unmatched - like a cockroach after nuclear winter, PHP simply refuses to die.

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