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Content Open Ticket Name Kyle Email Address kyle Subiect Please increase php memory limit to 2G Department Support Message B I Related Service Domain Priority Medium 66 Q Preview Howdy, We've got some customers stuck with 400 items in their cart (yeah, I know) on our Magento website ) that can't check out 'cause php. just can't handle this level of sheer processing pain. It's currently set at 700ishmb and I have about zero permissions to update the value and restart the server. Could you do that for me please? I'd hope 2 gigs is enough to stop customers from breaking things. And I was even stupid enough to replicate their issue on my own account. Now I'm locked out too. Please save me. I've become one of them. Sincerely, A very tired dev.

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