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Content Source Code a main.py 1 print ("Hello World!") 2 Ci. el Computer ScienceGitipseudocode-compiler Hello World! Press any key to continue . IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I'VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW.

Oh nooo! Baby's first programming language went horribly wrong! 😱 The parent is trying so hard to get their little one to say "Python" but the rebellious kiddo blurts out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! This is basically the programming equivalent of disowning your child for choosing the wrong career path. Brutal but fair? The Python vs PHP rivalry claims another innocent victim. Pour one out for our abandoned little developer!

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Content Si (int) (SGET '1 ' ?? 0); if (Si 0) die( "missing '' param"); 3 while (Si - - 0) echo Si. "In"; Do you know what this is? That is dynamically weakly typed general-purpose C-like server-side scripting language sighs No. It's PHP.