OMG, the IT department has LOST THEIR MINDS! They've stacked every network switch in the building into this absolute MONSTROSITY of a Christmas tree! The colorful ethernet cables are like garland, the star screensaver is the cherry on top, and the whole thing is one trip away from the most CATASTROPHIC network outage in history! Meanwhile, Santa's over here writing SQL queries to determine who's been naughty or nice. Honestly, this is what happens when you give network engineers holiday spirit and zero supervision. The database admin is probably having HEART PALPITATIONS right now!
SQL Clause Is Coming To Town
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