The Pinnacle Of Technical Communication

Dell's uninstaller is treating you like you've never encountered the concept of deletion before. "Click Remove to remove" followed by "this program will no longer be available for use" is the software equivalent of explaining that water is wet. The dramatic movie scene below perfectly captures the existential crisis one experiences when faced with such profound wisdom. It's like Dell thinks we might believe uninstalling their software merely sends it on vacation to the Bahamas rather than, you know, actually removing it from existence. Next they'll add a warning that says "Breathing is recommended for continued survival."

Ah yes, the "Never Obsolete" computer with a blazing fast 566MHz processor and a whopping 64MB of RAM. Currently being used as a $2000 paperweight or a museum exhibit of technological hubris. That 56k modem is probably still faster than some hotel WiFi though. The real irony is that the sticker outlasted the computer's relevance by approximately 23 years and 364 days.

The eternal Microsoft family drama played out in movie form! Java, the grizzled veteran, hurling insults at its Microsoft-made successor, while C# smugly reminds everyone it's the evolution, not the imitation. The irony? Microsoft created C# after failing to control Java, basically saying "Fine, we'll build our own language with blackjack and XML comments." Every C# developer secretly knows they're coding in Java with training wheels and better IDE support. Meanwhile, both languages are still making developers write 47 lines of code just to print "Hello World."

Content 50 Nerds of Grey 50NerdsofGrey 'I've been a very bad girl, she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.!' 'Very well; he said and installed Windows 8 on her laptop.

Content Mark Dalgleish markdalgleish Drag and drop tools are just simpler. That's a fact. That's why I'm working on a drag and drop alternative to Microsoft Word. To get started, just open up the dictionary panel, find the word you like and drag it onto the document. 2:57 AM Sep 13, 2019 Twitter for Android 321 Retweets 2.4K Likes ProarammerHumor.io

When you discover your Xbox is secretly a polyglot programmer downloading every language pack known to mankind. The Steam version: "I'll give you ONE English copy, take it or leave it." Meanwhile, Xbox is over there installing Fallout 3 in English, French, German, Italian, Spanish... because apparently your post-apocalyptic adventures need to be linguistically diverse. The file system doesn't lie—your hard drive is now hosting an international wasteland convention. No wonder it's 43GB! Your Xbox isn't a gaming console, it's a United Nations server farm.