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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE that is moving a single image in Microsoft Word! That tiny red sliver representing success might as well be a unicorn! 99.9% of the time you're just watching in HORROR as your carefully formatted document transforms into an eldritch abomination because you dared to move a JPEG two centimeters to the right! The text jumps to page 87, your headers vanish into the void, and suddenly there's a table of contents where your conclusion used to be. Microsoft really said "You want to move an image? Here's existential CHAOS instead!"

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Microsoft taking Skype behind the shed is the tech equivalent of Old Yeller. After acquiring Skype for $8.5 billion in 2011, Microsoft has been slowly putting it out of its misery while Teams gets all the attention. The once-revolutionary VoIP platform is now just waiting for the final bullet as Microsoft prepares its eulogy. The irony? They're killing it with the same cold efficiency that Skype used to kill your CPU resources.

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Content The source code of Windows' troubleshooting program has leaked 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 include windows.h include stdio.h int main() printf("Searching for problems. In "); Sleep (60000); printf("We didn't find any problemsn");