Another Windows Zeroday, The Repo Text Is Hilarious

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Another Windows Zeroday, The Repo Text Is Hilarious

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So Windows Defender found a malicious file with a "cloud tag" and thought, "You know what? Let me just restore this bad boy to its original location." Because nothing says security like putting the threat back where you found it. The exploit author couldn't even keep a straight face while writing the PoC—when your antivirus actively helps malware overwrite system files and gain admin privileges, you've transcended from bug to comedy gold.

The sarcastic kicker at the end is *chef's kiss*: "I think antimalware products are supposed to remove malicious files not be sure they are there but that's just me." Yeah, just a minor detail in antivirus software design. It's like hiring a bouncer who not only lets the troublemakers in but also gives them the VIP pass and keys to the safe.

Microsoft's security team must be having a great day reading this one. Another Tuesday, another zero-day that makes you question if Windows Defender is secretly working for the other side.

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