Quantum Computing Vs. Email App Naming

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DARLING, Microsoft is the DRAMA QUEEN of tech! They're over here bragging about REVOLUTIONARY quantum chips while simultaneously giving us THREE DIFFERENT VERSIONS of the SAME EMAIL APP all labeled "new"! 💀

It's like when you save your thesis as "Final_Essay_v2_FINAL_ACTUALLY_FINAL.docx" except Microsoft is doing it with their ENTIRE PRODUCT LINE! The cognitive dissonance is so powerful it could probably run those quantum computers they're bragging about!

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