Product naming Memes

Cloudflare really out here naming their product like they just discovered what a computer is. "Introducing: Computer. It gives you access to a computer." Groundbreaking stuff, folks. Next up from Cloudflare: "Keyboard" - a revolutionary tool that lets you type on a keyboard, and "Mouse" - cutting-edge technology that moves your cursor. The beauty here is that in an industry obsessed with buzzwords like "synergistic cloud-native microservice orchestration platforms," someone just said "screw it" and went full circle back to the most literal naming convention possible. It's like they ran out of creative juice after naming Cloudflare itself and just started pointing at objects in the office. Can't wait for their next release: "Network" - connects you to a network. With 8k stars on GitHub, turns out the dev community appreciates the honesty. Why use ten words when one perfectly describes what it does? Marketing teams everywhere are crying.