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It's That Simple: Filename Genius
Programming Javascript
6 days ago 55.2K views 0 shares
It's That Simple: Filename Genius
Who needs fancy functions when you can just slap a timestamp on the filename? The classic "2023-05-15-report-final-FINAL-v2-ACTUALFINAL.pdf" approach. Why waste precious brain cells writing a proper UUID generator when you can just let chaos reign in your file system? Bonus points when someone sorts alphabetically and your beautifully dated files actually make sense. Revolutionary stuff.

Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final
Javascript Programming
1 month ago 106.1K views 0 shares
Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final
OH. MY. GOD. The world's most chaotic economic policy revealed! 😱 A function that literally sets tariffs using Math.random() * .25 ?! This is what happens when you let someone who names their files "v2_v3_Final_New_Final_Real_New_Final" write economic policy. The stock market doesn't stand a CHANCE against this random number generator from hell! Trade deals being determined by the digital equivalent of throwing darts blindfolded. I can't even! 💀

Quantum Computing Vs. Email App Naming
Microsoft Windows Programming
1 month ago 103.5K views 0 shares
Quantum Computing Vs. Email App Naming
DARLING, Microsoft is the DRAMA QUEEN of tech! They're over here bragging about REVOLUTIONARY quantum chips while simultaneously giving us THREE DIFFERENT VERSIONS of the SAME EMAIL APP all labeled "new"! 💀 It's like when you save your thesis as "Final_Essay_v2_FINAL_ACTUALLY_FINAL.docx" except Microsoft is doing it with their ENTIRE PRODUCT LINE! The cognitive dissonance is so powerful it could probably run those quantum computers they're bragging about!

How Meaningful Are Your File Names Saved On Desktop
Programming Javascript Debugging
2 months ago 102.4K views 0 shares
How Meaningful Are Your File Names Saved On Desktop
The evolution of a developer's naming conventions is a journey of madness. First, we start with the basic Sample.json - clean, simple, forgettable. Then we graduate to Customer_Request_Sample.json when we briefly remember documentation matters. But the final form? json.json - the naming equivalent of giving up completely while somehow making it worse. It's that special moment when you've stared at your code for so long that your brain has completely JSON-ified and you've lost all ability to create meaningful identifiers. The file extension IS the filename now. Checkmate, future me who needs to find this file!