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The AUDACITY of Microsoft to keep Internet Explorer on life support through Edge's "IE mode" is the tech equivalent of your ex refusing to delete your number! Web developers thought they'd finally escaped the nightmare of IE compatibility, only to find it lurking in Edge like that horror movie villain who JUST. WON'T. DIE. The look of pure trauma on developers' faces when a client says "But it needs to work in IE mode" is absolutely priceless. We've moved from writing code to writing therapy journal entries about our browser PTSD!

Windows is having an absolute MELTDOWN at the mere suggestion of uninstalling Edge, shrieking like it's the end of civilization as we know it! Meanwhile, Linux is just sitting there with its penguin smugness like "Bootloader? Pfft, delete whatever you want, I'm not your mom." The sheer AUDACITY of the difference! Windows treating you like a toddler with scissors while Linux basically hands you a chainsaw and says "have fun, sweetie!" 💀

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