Another Day Another Outage

The universe's most reliable get-out-of-jail-free card strikes again. Boss wants you to stop pretending to work? Just casually mention that Teams and Outlook are down. What are they gonna do, send you an email about it?

Microsoft 365 outages have become so frequent they're basically a workplace holiday at this point. The employees here have already accepted their fate with a resigned "Oh. Carry on." Because let's be real—if the tools are down, productivity is physically impossible. It's not slacking, it's forced downtime. Totally different.

Fun fact: Microsoft 365 has had so many outages that developers have started treating "Is Microsoft down?" as a legitimate debugging step. The cloud giveth, and the cloud taketh away... usually during your most important meeting.