Cloud outage Memes

When your relatives discover you "work with computers," you become the default IT support. The sheer frustration of explaining that their laptop freezing has nothing to do with Amazon Web Services being down is a special kind of pain. It's like trying to convince someone that their toaster isn't working because NASA's satellite is offline. The blank stare you get in return is the universal signal that they've mentally filed your explanation under "techno-babble excuses" while still expecting you to fix their 10-year-old malware-infested machine.

Congratulations Amazon, you've achieved peak corporate irony! Replace 40% of your DevOps team with AI, then watch as your infrastructure implodes spectacularly. Nothing says "flawless strategy" like having Fortnite kids and Alexa users simultaneously discover that your cost-cutting measures resulted in digital apocalypse. The grim reaper couldn't have orchestrated a better self-own. Next time maybe keep the humans who actually know how to fix things when they break? Just a wild thought.