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The Evolution Of The Trash Icon

The Evolution Of The Trash Icon
Behold, the digital graveyard of Microsoft's design choices! What started as innocent recycling bins has culminated in the prophetic vision that Microsoft Teams will be our ultimate trash receptacle by 2025. The evolutionary leap from functional waste basket to "that app where your boss forces you to have awkward virtual happy hours" is simply *chef's kiss*. Remember when we just deleted files instead of scheduling meetings about them? Good times. The 2015 trash icon was the last pure one—simple, functional, not trying to integrate with your calendar or suggest emoji reactions to your garbage.

The Evolution Of The Trash Icon

The Evolution Of The Trash Icon
The ultimate burn against Microsoft Teams! What started as a humble journey through various Windows trash bin designs has reached its final form in 2025 - the Teams icon. Nothing says "where productivity goes to die" quite like equating collaboration software to a literal garbage receptacle. The progression is just *chef's kiss* - from simple pixelated bins to the sleek modern trash can we all know and love to hate. Microsoft devs are probably in a Teams meeting right now discussing this meme while experiencing 17 different audio issues.

Standups Be Like

Standups Be Like
Oh. My. God. Daily standups have officially transcended into the SPIRITUAL REALM! 👻 The Scrum Master, desperately channeling the ghost of Tim through Microsoft Teams, while the rest of us sit in this UNHOLY SÉANCE pretending we care if Tim fixed that bug from yesterday. Honey, Tim isn't "experiencing audio issues" - he's LITERALLY ASTRAL PROJECTING to avoid this meeting! The candles aren't for ambiance - they're for SUMMONING THE SPIRIT OF PRODUCTIVITY that died three sprints ago! 💀

Good Bye, Old Friend

Good Bye, Old Friend
Microsoft taking Skype behind the shed is the tech equivalent of Old Yeller. After acquiring Skype for $8.5 billion in 2011, Microsoft has been slowly putting it out of its misery while Teams gets all the attention. The once-revolutionary VoIP platform is now just waiting for the final bullet as Microsoft prepares its eulogy. The irony? They're killing it with the same cold efficiency that Skype used to kill your CPU resources.

Good Bye Old Friend

Good Bye Old Friend
THE CORPORATE EXECUTION SCENE WE NEVER WANTED! Microsoft taking Skype behind the shed like it's Old Yeller is the tech tragedy of our time! 💔 After buying Skype for a CASUAL $8.5 BILLION in 2011, Microsoft is now basically putting it out of its misery as Teams becomes the golden child. The classic "acquire then retire" move that makes tech enthusiasts scream into their mechanical keyboards. Pour one out for those iconic notification sounds that interrupted COUNTLESS important meetings! You'll be remembered fondly... until we completely forget about you next week.

Confession Of A Teams Developer

Confession Of A Teams Developer
The absolute rage when someone proudly announces they work on Microsoft Teams! For context, Teams is notorious for being a resource-hungry, bug-filled collaboration platform that developers love to hate. The father's instant switch from polite conversation to "10 seconds to get out" perfectly captures what happens when you admit to creating software that makes millions of devs restart their computers daily. It's like bragging about inventing paper cuts or mandatory Windows updates. Meanwhile, MSN Messenger (the OG chat app) ran smoothly on computers with the processing power of a calculator. The nostalgia is real!

Marijuana Particle

Marijuana Particle
The eternal Microsoft dilemma! Two buttons: "Fix Teams" or "Invent a new state of matter" - and they're sweating bullets trying to decide. Classic Microsoft strategy: why fix your buggy collaboration software when you can just create an entirely new unnecessary thing instead? Teams will continue crashing during your important presentation while Microsoft's R&D department is busy discovering the fifth element. Priorities, am I right? This is basically their entire product roadmap in one image.