Teams Memes

Microsoft taking Skype behind the shed is the tech equivalent of Old Yeller. After acquiring Skype for $8.5 billion in 2011, Microsoft has been slowly putting it out of its misery while Teams gets all the attention. The once-revolutionary VoIP platform is now just waiting for the final bullet as Microsoft prepares its eulogy. The irony? They're killing it with the same cold efficiency that Skype used to kill your CPU resources.

THE CORPORATE EXECUTION SCENE WE NEVER WANTED! Microsoft taking Skype behind the shed like it's Old Yeller is the tech tragedy of our time! 💔 After buying Skype for a CASUAL $8.5 BILLION in 2011, Microsoft is now basically putting it out of its misery as Teams becomes the golden child. The classic "acquire then retire" move that makes tech enthusiasts scream into their mechanical keyboards. Pour one out for those iconic notification sounds that interrupted COUNTLESS important meetings! You'll be remembered fondly... until we completely forget about you next week.

The absolute rage when someone proudly announces they work on Microsoft Teams! For context, Teams is notorious for being a resource-hungry, bug-filled collaboration platform that developers love to hate. The father's instant switch from polite conversation to "10 seconds to get out" perfectly captures what happens when you admit to creating software that makes millions of devs restart their computers daily. It's like bragging about inventing paper cuts or mandatory Windows updates. Meanwhile, MSN Messenger (the OG chat app) ran smoothly on computers with the processing power of a calculator. The nostalgia is real!