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Content WB CHANNELS Y EVENTS V NEWSLETTERS fyin r a Search f DEV Microsoft announces Battle Royale Mode for Visual Studio 2019 EMIL PROTALINSKI EPRO JUNE 6, 2018 10:58 AM VB Recommendations Visual Studio (trI-labs' armband lets you control computer cursors with your mind Microsoft today announced Visual Studio 2019, the next version of its IDE with integrated Battle Royale mode. Release timing will be shared "in the coming months," with the company simply promising "to deliver Visual Studio 2019 quickly and iteratively." The news comes days after Microsoft's acquisition of GitHub. What Alienware has learned from 10 years of esports

LinkedIn has become a parody of itself where everyone's a "thought leader" with 47 job titles but zero actual employment. You've got people listing "AI Enthusiast" and "GenAI Evangelist" like it's a real credential, throwing in "Prompt Engineer" because they once asked ChatGPT to write them a cover letter. The best part? "LinkedIn Top Voice (according to me)" and ending with "Father and son" as if that's a professional qualification. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like having more AWS certifications than job offers. We've all seen these profiles—the ones where every buzzword from the last tech conference got crammed into a bio, but the employment status tells the real story. Pro tip: If your title collection is longer than your actual work experience, the algorithm might be the only thing impressed.

Finally, a political decision Linux users can get behind! The headline "Taliban bans windows" is playing on the double meaning of "windows" - the physical openings in buildings versus Microsoft Windows operating system. Linux fanatics have been waging their own holy war against Windows for decades, so this headline hits that sweet spot of tech tribalism. Next headline: "Taliban mandates command line interfaces only" and watch the Arch users celebrate.

Dell's uninstaller is treating you like you've never encountered the concept of deletion before. "Click Remove to remove" followed by "this program will no longer be available for use" is the software equivalent of explaining that water is wet. The dramatic movie scene below perfectly captures the existential crisis one experiences when faced with such profound wisdom. It's like Dell thinks we might believe uninstalling their software merely sends it on vacation to the Bahamas rather than, you know, actually removing it from existence. Next they'll add a warning that says "Breathing is recommended for continued survival."

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