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The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

AWS Networking Devops Programming Backend

27 days ago 198.8K views 0 shares

The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

Nothing stops productivity quite like "AWS is down." When Amazon's cloud services take a nap, half the internet goes with it. The beauty is watching managers who were just demanding updates suddenly back away slowly when they hear those three magical words. It's the digital equivalent of pulling the fire alarm in high school, except this one's actually legitimate. The stick figure's smug delivery says it all - they've found the holy grail of acceptable work stoppages. And really, what are you supposed to do? Debug the entire AWS infrastructure yourself? I think not.

The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

AI Programming

8 months ago 172.3K views 0 shares

The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

Ah, the modern developer's version of "my code is compiling." Remember when we had to wait for actual compile times? Now we just blame the AI for our extended coffee breaks. The beauty is that nobody can verify if ChatGPT is actually still working or if you've been scrolling Reddit for the last 45 minutes. And the best part? Management can't argue because they're doing the exact same thing. It's the perfect crime - you're technically "waiting for a tool" while secretly planning your weekend. And if anyone questions the time it takes, just mutter something about "token limits" and "complex prompting strategies."