I Just Double-Clicked And Chose Violence

visual studio ide xml Developer problems Loading time Overkill Double click File association Heavyweight Simple task

Programming Microsoft Windows

1 month ago 98,022 views 0 shares

I Just Double-Clicked And Chose Violence

xml-memes, visual-studio-memes, ide-memes, overkill-memes, developer-problems-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The giant spoon of Visual Studio smacking you in the face when all you wanted was to check a tiny XML file. Nothing says "I just wanted to see what's inside" like having an entire IDE launched at Mach 5 just to view 10 lines of code. The real kicker? By the time VS loads, you could've written the entire file from memory, refactored it twice, and still had time for a coffee break.

More Like This

Want your site to run better? Fire 75% of employees.

Programming

1 year ago 10.4K views 0 shares

Want your site to run better? Fire 75% of employees. | iphone-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Collin Rugg CollinRugg Can someone tell me what the fired Twitter employees did all day? No, seriously. Elon fired 75 of them and Twitter still works the same. 1:28 AM 271122 Twitter for iPhone 13.9K Retweets 1,351 Quote Tweets 186K Likes 17 1. Elon Musk elonmusk 1d Replying to CollinRugg Better 17 10.6K 256K

Don’t know if this has already been posted

Programming

3 years ago 23.7K views 0 shares

Don’t know if this has already been posted | product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Watching people using your product.

When Shes Disappointed In An Unexpected Way

Programming

1 year ago 10.5K views 0 shares

whenShesDisappointedInAnUnexpectedWay | array-memes, list-memes, search-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I thought he was a Senior Software Engineer. Search History How to copy array into another? ArrayList vs Array? Is float or double bigger? What is reduce? RantGPT ProdrammerHumor.io

"The app is pretty intuitive. The users will not have any trouble using it."

Programming

1 year ago 11.7K views 0 shares

"The app is pretty intuitive. The users will not have any trouble using it." | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content No text found in image

Close enough

Programming

3 years ago 10.3K views 0 shares

Close enough | code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you get a blue screen after you run your code but it says hello world. classa"le to. tributes (); 73 sootel Te " href"c?php blogintor avicon(); 7 src" 7php echo toenario

Dev Mini Heart Attack

Programming Devops Debugging Testing Backend

2 months ago 81.9K views 0 shares

Dev Mini Heart Attack

That moment when your soul leaves your body because your production app is calling a QA environment. The cat's face perfectly captures that special blend of terror, disbelief, and "I'm definitely getting fired today" that hits when you realize your carefully deployed app is about to bring down the entire system because it's pointing at a test backend. Nothing quite says "professional software engineer" like frantically SSH-ing into production servers at 2 AM while your boss's phone is lighting up with alerts. Just another day in paradise!