The Most Efficient XML Parser

The Most Efficient XML Parser
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The ultimate XML parser isn't some fancy library—it's the Unix delete command. Why waste CPU cycles parsing XML when you can just rm it from existence? A truly elegant solution that runs in O(1) time and permanently resolves all XML validation errors. The only XML schema that matters is no XML at all.