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Ah, the mythical linear scaling of development teams! The PM hears "one dev = one month" and brilliantly concludes "ten devs = three days!" Because clearly, software development works exactly like assembling furniture—just throw more people at it! What the PM doesn't realize is that those 10 devs will spend 2.9 days in meetings discussing how to split the work, setting up version control, and explaining to each other why their approach is superior. The remaining 0.1 days is actual coding. Brooks' Law sends its regards from 1975. Spoiler alert: adding more developers to a late project makes it later.

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The eternal triangle of software development! While the designer confidently presents their beautiful PowerPoint masterpiece and the client's eyes light up with dreams of digital utopia, there sits the developer – a golden retriever of pure anxiety – silently calculating how many laws of physics they'll need to break to make this fantasy come true. The best part? The client and designer will leave this meeting thinking "Great chat, ship it next week?" Meanwhile, the developer is mentally updating their resume and wondering if that barista job is still available.

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If the Rust compiler were an anime girl, she'd definitely be this savage. Rust-tan is basically your coding drill sergeant who won't let you deploy until your memory management is perfect . The borrow checker comments hit different when you've spent 6 hours trying to figure out why your code won't compile only to realize you're trying to use a variable after it's been moved. And that garbage collector line? Pure gold for anyone who's switched from a language with training wheels to Rust's "figure it out yourself" memory management. The crab hat is just *chef's kiss* - representing Ferris, Rust's unofficial mascot. Meanwhile, the terrified programmer at the bottom is all of us during our first month with Rust. Programmer socks must indeed be earned!

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