J Son: The Data Format That Broke The Internet

The unholy trinity of "rapid development" is on full display! The tweet claims Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in under a week—which is hilariously wrong and the perfect setup for the three-headed dragon meme below. Two fierce dragon heads represent Git and BASIC—powerful tools that required significant development time. But that third head? JavaScript with its derpy eyes and tongue sticking out perfectly captures how JS was indeed cobbled together in 10 days by Brendan Eich in 1995. Fun fact: Linus Torvalds spent months creating Git after the BitKeeper controversy, and BASIC took significant development at Microsoft. Meanwhile, JavaScript—despite being slapped together in a mad rush to compete with Java—somehow powers most of the modern web. Proof that sometimes the derpy dragon wins!

The structural integrity of this web app is questionable at best! Building a complex application with just HTML is like constructing this wonky mint-green building with only concrete and prayers. No CSS to style it properly, no JavaScript for functionality—just raw markup holding everything together by sheer force of will. The building even has that "I forgot to close a div tag somewhere" energy with that oddly slanted roof. 10/10 would not pass a code review OR a building inspection.

Ah, the classic "passwords don't match" error that appears before you've even finished typing. It's like having a backseat driver for your form inputs. This is precisely why frontend devs invented the onBlur event instead of onKeyDown for validation. One patiently waits until you're done with the field, the other screams at you while you're still thinking. It's the digital equivalent of someone finishing your sentences incorrectly, then calling you wrong. The rage is justified. Form validation timing is the hill many users are willing to die on at 4:54 AM.

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The compiler says line 265 has an error, but looking at the code, it's a perfectly innocent closing curly brace. Meanwhile, the REAL crime is happening on line 267 where some maniac is trying to generate a PDF with JavaScript. That face in the second panel isn't disappointment—it's the thousand-yard stare of someone who just realized they'll be debugging someone else's jQuery PDF generator until retirement. The missing semicolon isn't even the worst part—it's the dawning realization that this is your life now.