J Son: The Data Format That Broke The Internet

Ah, the classic DoorDash time paradox where your delivery driver is simultaneously waiting for your food at 1:58 AM and 1:03 AM. Apparently, their backend devs skipped the "How Time Works 101" class in college. This is what happens when you let the same people who think "it works on my machine" is a valid deployment strategy handle temporal logic. Somewhere, a senior developer is sighing while explaining that time typically flows in one direction, unless you're using JavaScript's Date object, in which case all bets are off.

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Ah, the eternal civil war among programmers trying to get the size of something. Is it count() ? size() ? length ? sizeof() ? len() ? Every damn language and library decided to pick their own favorite, and now we're all just Spider-Men pointing at each other in confusion. Nothing says "I'm a seasoned developer" like muscle memory making you type the wrong size function in every language and then cursing under your breath when the IDE throws a red squiggly line. Consistency? In programming? That's a good joke!