xcode Memes

I Send This In My Companys Main Group Lol

iSendThisInMyCompanysMainGroupLOL | developer-memes, code-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, xcode-memes, qa-memes, IT-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How IT people see each other DEVELOPERS DESIGNERS PROJECT MANAGERS QA SEEN BY DEVELOPERS SEEN BY DESIGNERS SEEN BY PROJECT MANAGERS SEEN BY QA 9xcode

This has happened to everyone, right?

This has happened to everyone, right? | code-memes, errors-memes, xcode-memes, error-memes, semicolon-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sommer Panage Sommer: 13h Xcode: EVERYTHING IS BROKEN AND WRONG. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON, AND YOU CANNOT CODE. SEE ALL THESE RED ERRORS? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!!!!! Me: adds missing semicolon Xcode: We cool. 37 17 205 2,033

Palindrome String

palindromeString | code-memes, string-memes, xcode-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The string "() (" is not palindrome but "() )(" is 9xcode

Opportunity Of Alifetime

opportunityOfALifetime | coding-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, maintenance-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, gitlab-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, android studio-memes, ios-memes, swift-memes, xcode-memes, firebase-memes, forms-memes, react native-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, api-memes, flutter-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, jenkins-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, devops-memes, startup-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content About Us: We're a stealth startup on the verge of launching an innovative mobile app on iOS, Android and a web applicationplatform. Our app is built on a modern tech stack, and we're looking for a highly-skilled mobile developer to join as a founding team member. This is an opportunity to be part of something big from the ground up. The Role: As the Founding Mobile Developer, you will take ownership of the entire mobile development process, from architecture and coding to deployment and maintenance. You'll work closely with the founders to shape the product and bring it to market. What You'll Do: Design, develop, and maintain the mobile app on both iOS and Android platforms. Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. Ensure the performance, quality, and responsiveness of applications. Identify and fix bugs, and continuously improve the app's performance. Stay up-to-date with new mobile technology trends, frameworks, and tools. Required Skills: iOS Development: Strong experience with Swift and Xcode. Android Development: Expertise in Java and Android Studio. Knowledge of RESTful APIs and integration of third-party libraries and APIs. Experience with version control (Git, GitHub). Familiarity with mobile UIUX standards and design patterns. Ability to debug and optimize app performance for efficiency. Bonus Skills (Nice to Have): Experience with Kotlin for Android or Obiective-C for iOS. Experience with cross-platform frameworks like React Native or Flutter. Knowledge of cloud services (AWS, Firebase, etc.). Understanding of DevOps and continuous integration tools (Jenkins, GitLab CI). What We're Looking For: A proactive, problem-solving mindset and an entrepreneurial spirit. Strong attention to detail and a passion for building seamless user experiences. Ability to work independently and as part of a small team in a fast-paced startup environment. Willingness to wear multiple hats and tackle various challenges as we scale. Compensation: Equity-Based: Compensation is in the form of equity until we launch and begin generating revenue, after which a salary will be provided

Faang Interns

faangInterns | code-memes, trees-memes, xcode-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Rox RoxCodes 16h nothing i learned at FAANG has helped me build a startup Imao 62 17 43 729 Ila 166K teejdv i teejdv Bro u were an intern 12:39 PM Dec 17, 2023 20.5K Views I

Mobile Developers Will Understand

mobileDevelopersWillUnderstand | developer-memes, code-memes, xcode-memes, rest-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I spend an hour figuring out why my code is broken and it ends up being fixed by quitting and restarting XCode This is the way

Or it's just me not embracing Xcode way

Or it's just me not embracing Xcode way | code-memes, xcode-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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21,000,000 line odd/even number checker.

21,000,000 line odd/even number checker. | programming-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, lines of code-memes, threading-memes, data-memes, xcode-memes, c-memes, compiler-memes, IT-memes, firefox-memes, mac-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 10:32 A A 1 ON 948 rlearnprogramming ev 11h What is the best way to compile C programs with millions of lines? Topic I have a C program I just wrote that has over 21 million lines of code all on one text file. I'm using g on a Mac (with XCode installed) and as I type this post out my program is still compiling. Clang is using 1 thread while Code Helper is using 26. Firefox is using 97. I'm thinking that the compiler I'm using is not well optimized for multi-threading. Share . Award uChumbaCasi Promoted Pla Only Social Casino for free with Chumba CHUMBA Casi Red am your free welcome bonus now. CASINO chumbacasino.com Play Now BEST COMMENTS v -. dmazzoni 8h Not sure if this is a joke or not, but I routinely work with C code with 20M lines of code. Here's how we handle that in practice: Don't put the whole program in one file. C can't parallelize compiling one file, but if you can split your program into 1000 files, there are lots of build systems that will compile as many files as possible in parallel. There are tools like distcc that help you use multiple computers to compile in parallel It sounds like you don't actually have 20M lines of actual code really 99.99 of that is just data. There's no reason data needs to be run through a C compiler. The easiest solution is to just Add a comment

Programming in HTML

Programming in HTML | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, code-memes, android-memes, program-memes, xcode-memes, rds-memes, ML-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Raf Rasenberg rafrasenberg 1d Offend a developer in 5 words or less 2,149 17 372 2,116 Daniel onyxcodeDan Replying to rafrasenberg 1 can program in HTML 9:24 AM 15 May 21 Twitter for Android

Does this count?

Does this count? | developer-memes, code-memes, xcode-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Xcode Developer Tools Apple XCODE 3.3 5.4K Ratings 1 Developer Tools Apple Annie

What you get when your IDE is integrated with a media player

What you get when your IDE is integrated with a media player | code-memes, xcode-memes, ide-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Matt A mattsellars slaps roof of Xcode this Xcode quit unexpectedly 72018, 7:17 PM from Boulder, CO 233 Retweets 1,265 Likes 17 M

Hello world!

<div class="print">Hello world!</div> | developer-memes, html-memes, code-memes, android-memes, program-memes, xcode-memes, class-memes, rds-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Raf Rasenberg rafrasenberg 1d Offend a developer in 5 words or less 2,149 2 372 2,116 Daniel onyxcodeDan Replying to rafrasenberg I can program in HTML 9:24 AM 15 May 21 Twitter for Android