This Can't Be Coincidence

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This Can't Be Coincidence

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Nothing says "enterprise reliability" like watching your cloud provider become a smoking crater while Google Cloud sits in the corner pretending not to notice. The Terminator-style AWS and Azure outages have become so regular you can practically set your calendar by them. Meanwhile, GCP is just hiding behind the door, knowing full well they're next on the skynet hit list but enjoying that brief moment of superiority. Five-nines uptime? More like five-nines of anxiety waiting for the status page to turn red again.

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