Hundred Percent Uptime

Localhost production Deployment Works on my machine server Uptime Infrastructure

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2 months ago 277,083 views 0 shares

Hundred Percent Uptime

localhost-memes, aws-memes, devops-memes, cloud-memes, production-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal battle between localhost and production environments depicted as an epic fantasy showdown. Your code runs flawlessly on your machine (the almighty localhost god), but dares to challenge the chaotic beast that is the US-East-1 AWS region, where dreams go to die and uptime promises are shattered like that tiny warrior's hope. The difference between "works on my machine" and "surviving in production" isn't just a deployment—it's crossing dimensions into a hellscape where different rules apply.

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