Hundred Percent Uptime

You can collect certifications like Pokémon cards—CompTIA A+, BSc, CCNA, AWS, Azure, CEH—but the moment you meet someone who just casually uses Linux daily? Game over. They've probably never touched a certification exam in their life, yet they'll outshoot you every single time when it comes to actual problem-solving. There's something deeply humbling about spending thousands on certs only to watch a sysadmin who learned everything from breaking their Arch install fix your production server in 30 seconds. Certifications get you past HR; Linux experience gets you past Tuesday.

Content You will bring cross-domain expertise, covering a mix of many of the following areas: AWS - laas, Boto3, DevOps Serverless Computing - Lambda, Containers (Docker, Kubernetes, ECSEKS), Kinesis, API Gateway Infrastructure as Code (laC) - CloudFormation, Terraform, AWS SAM Networking Security - RBACABAC, Troubleshooting, Scanning, Encryption, AWS ControlTower, SSO (AWS SSO, Okta), AWS Cognito, AWS Transit Gateway Sysadmin Skills - Windows, Linux, Active Directory, Patching, Backup, Monitoring CICD - Pipelines, Tooling, Testing, Git Deployment Models, Jenkins, AWS CodePipeline Coding - Python, Bash, Powershell, NodeJs, Go Config Management - Chef, Puppet, Ansible, AWS SSM You have worked with a variety of customers (internalexternal) on a number of projects in a consultative nature. Stakeholder Management - You have guided andor influenced customer stakeholders You have a keen interest in emerging technologies such as Machine Learning, loT, Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Big Data, Virtual Reality etc. PROACTIVE: Take an active interest in what's going on in the business outside of your immediate function. Identify ProdrammerHumor io

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Content Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: - 15 years Python - 30 years SQL - 20 years AWS - 15 years Spark - 15 years Terraform - Core contributor to assembly code base - Team player - Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred. - Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SQL - Project Management experience - Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch. - Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network - Open source contributor at least 5 projects. - Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more - Managed CICD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users - Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred. Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap. The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.

Nothing says "enterprise reliability" like watching your cloud provider become a smoking crater while Google Cloud sits in the corner pretending not to notice. The Terminator-style AWS and Azure outages have become so regular you can practically set your calendar by them. Meanwhile, GCP is just hiding behind the door, knowing full well they're next on the skynet hit list but enjoying that brief moment of superiority. Five-nines uptime? More like five-nines of anxiety waiting for the status page to turn red again.