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Future bedtime stories will feature tales of the mythical AWS outage of 2025. Dad sits there, thousand-yard stare, remembering how he just watched the status page turn red while half the internet collapsed because someone decided DynamoDB should be the single point of failure for... everything. The real heroes were the on-call engineers who had to explain to executives why their million-dollar systems were defeated by a database hiccup. Meanwhile, the rest of us just refreshed Twitter until that went down too.

HONEY, WHERE'S MY WALLET?! That soul-crushing moment when startup founders go from "we're disrupting the industry" to "we're disrupting our bank accounts." You thought your little app would cost pennies to host until AWS sent you a bill that reads like the national debt. Those free tier credits evaporated faster than my will to live during a merge conflict. The cloud isn't just where your data lives—it's where your financial dreams go to DIE. 💸

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