When The Cloud Has Actual Clouds

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Content python 85 0 Add a topic O Search a 11:16 AM joined python 11:22 AM Has anyone had difficulties with ibmiotf? I get an errormessage: "importerror: No module named ibmiotf". Suspect that it might be because of different paths, but haven't been able to solve it yet. 11:29 AM If you type python in the terminal and press tab a few times you should get a list of all Python installs you have. Try running them all to see which one you installed the module at I think virtual environments is a good idea when stuff like this happens 11:44 AM which tab should i press? You have more than one?

Content 3 hr. ago People here do indiehobby dev as a pasion project. People are simply more passiomate working on their own ideas. No one wants to work for free on a project likely to never get released only to chase someone else's dream. 4 137 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow OP 3 hr. ago Uh, that last sentence is what I dreaded. I have no programming skills what so ever, but I have an almost complete game design ready. The next step is to get in touch with a former friend, who I lost contact with many years ago. He's a programmer. I'm hoping he'll jump on board on this project. The challenge is of course, as you imply, to make him feel a sense of ownership of the project as well, and not just doing my project. Wish me the best of luck on this, or else a big dream, that has been in the pipeline for years, will be dead. -136 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

The eternal gap between theoretical architecture and actual production traffic! 😂 When someone asks if your system can handle a million concurrent users, but your current load is just TEN people, what do you do? Tell the truth and look incompetent or confidently lie and pray you'll never have to prove it? This is basically every startup pitch deck vs. actual server metrics. "Oh yeah, our architecture is totally cloud-native, horizontally scalable to infinity!" Meanwhile, the poor Node.js server is running on a t2.micro instance that crashes when three people use the search function simultaneously. The best part? When the miracle happens and you actually get that traffic spike, you'll be frantically Googling "how to optimize database queries at 3am" while telling management "it's just a minor scaling issue!"

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Content Glenn F. Henriksen henriksen When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.