When The Cloud Has Actual Clouds

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When The Cloud Has Actual Clouds

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The fog isn't just atmospheric—it's a metaphor for your infrastructure choices. When AWS sneezes, apparently even 900-year-old castles disappear from existence. This is why your boss keeps mumbling about "multi-cloud strategy" while staring vacantly into the distance during meetings. The castle didn't crash; it's just waiting for us to refresh the page 47 times and restart our browsers.

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