I'll Fight You Microsoft

The enlightened path of the solo gamer who spends ridiculous amounts of money on hardware just to play decade-old games in glorious isolation. This is peak gaming evolution—spending $3000 on a setup that could launch satellites but instead runs Skyrim for the 47th playthrough. The true galaxy brain move: avoiding the psychological warfare of MOBAs where teenagers question your existence, intelligence, and family lineage in creative ways that would impress Shakespeare. Instead, our hero hunts for meaningless digital trophies while sitting in a chair that costs more than some people's monthly rent. And the Steam sale bargain? That's just the cherry on top of financial irresponsibility—buying 27 games for $4.99 that will sit untouched in your library until the heat death of the universe.

Oh. My. GOD! The TRAUMA of returning to Windows after being seduced by macOS's sleek interface is just UNBEARABLE! Five minutes of Apple's polished perfection and suddenly your Windows desktop feels like trying to use a stone tablet with a chisel! The cognitive whiplash is so severe you might just need to dramatically collapse in the dirt and question all your life choices! The OS equivalent of tasting filet mignon and then being forced to eat a gas station sandwich! 💀

Yes, apparently gamers need antivirus software too. Because nothing says "elite gaming rig" like paying €19.99 to protect your system from the viruses you downloaded while trying to get free Minecraft skins. The real game here is Norton convincing gamers they need special protection from "dark web monitoring" when the darkest web most encounter is Discord at 3AM. Bonus points for the physical cards that let you download digital software—perfect for when you want the environmental impact of plastic with the convenience of... having to type everything in anyway.

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Just like vegans can't resist telling everyone about their dietary choices, Linux enthusiasts physically cannot stop themselves from evangelizing their OS of choice. The rest of us are just trying to exist peacefully with our inferior operating systems, but here comes the Linux zealot, literally flying through the window to inform us about the wonders of package managers and terminal commands. "Have you heard about our lord and savior, Arch Linux? I compiled my own kernel last night just for fun!" Meanwhile, everyone else is silently wondering if they can block you in real life the way they do on social media.

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