Just Like The Old Days

The eternal battle of gaming platforms depicted with surgical precision. PlayStation struts around with god-like confidence, Xbox acknowledges it can't win alone, then both get absolutely steamrolled by PC gaming. Just another day in the hardware hierarchy where consoles fight for second place while Steam quietly collects everyone's paychecks.

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Microsoft's grand app store strategy: wrap websites in a trenchcoat and call them native apps. The shocked cat perfectly represents devs discovering that Microsoft Store "apps" are just Chrome windows in disguise. Electron apps without the dignity of being upfront about it! The ultimate "we have native apps at home" moment. Next-level efficiency or peak laziness? The line between progressive web app and glorified bookmark continues to blur...

Ah yes, the classic Microsoft support experience. You spend 3 hours troubleshooting a critical Windows issue, finally break down and post on the forums, and some "verified support engineer" with 2 posts to their name suggests running SFC /SCANNOW - the digital equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" It's the universal band-aid that fixes absolutely nothing 99% of the time, but they'll make you run it anyway before offering any actual help. Nothing says "I have no idea what's wrong with your system" quite like prescribing the Windows equivalent of chicken soup for every ailment from a missing DLL to a complete kernel meltdown.

The irony is absolutely delicious. Microsoft, creator of Teams, declares their own remote collaboration tool "inferior" while mandating employees return to office. So the Teams team gets a Teams call about how Teams isn't good enough for the Teams team to use Teams remotely. It's like a chef refusing to eat at their own restaurant because "the food isn't good enough." Nothing says "confidence in your product" quite like telling everyone it doesn't actually work for its intended purpose. Microsoft just pulled the digital equivalent of "do as I say, not as I do" while accidentally creating the most meta workplace paradox possible.