Oh SWEET SILICON HEAVENS! The PC Master Race subreddit in its full, chaotic glory! 😭
You join expecting enlightened hardware discussions and instead get BOMBARDED with:
- First-time builders with $600 budgets demanding 4K gaming at 60fps (HONEY, THAT'S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS! 💸)
- RGB nightmares that look like unicorns had explosive diarrhea inside a glass case
- The eternal "My PC won't boot" posts next to $3000 worth of components
- Those INFURIATING "Is X better than Y" questions that could be answered with a 5-second Google search
The Squidward progression is PERFECTION - from hopeful curiosity to soul-crushing disappointment. Just like my relationship with every Windows update ever! 🙃