The Funeral Microsoft Both Planned And Attended

The classic "just use Linux" response in its purest form. Someone desperately reaches out for antivirus recommendations, and the tech community's solution? "Common sense is the best antivirus" – right before watching them drown in malware. It's like telling someone who can't swim that "not drowning is the best swimming technique." Thanks for the life-changing wisdom, Reddit security experts! I'm sure that advice will come in handy when grandma clicks on that Nigerian prince email.

The evolution of RAM-hungry applications, illustrated by increasingly fancy Winnie the Pooh: First, we blame Windows for hogging our RAM. Then Chrome enters the chat with its tab-per-gigabyte appetite. Discord slides in with its "simple chat app" that somehow needs more resources than early space missions. Firefox joins the party pretending to be the lightweight alternative while silently devouring your memory. And then there's Visual Studio 2022 – the final boss of RAM consumption. The IDE that makes you question if you really need both kidneys or if selling one for more RAM might be a sensible career investment. The real joke? We keep buying more RAM instead of demanding better software. Stockholm syndrome, developer edition.

Remember installing software in the 90s? That "Next, Next, Next" ritual felt like a mystical journey guided by some all-powerful wizard who could either bless your PC with working software or curse it with toolbars and bloatware. Back then, clicking the wrong option meant summoning demons into your registry. And God help you if you accidentally declined the license agreement – that wizard would banish you back to the beginning faster than you could say "dial-up." Now I just type npm install and pray to the dependency gods instead.

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The legendary double entendre of NVIDIA's relationship with its users! Just like their GPU drivers that crash your system mid-game, now they've got a literal bus to physically throw customers under. The pun works on multiple levels - NVIDIA actually uses "bus" architecture in their GPUs while simultaneously being notorious for driver issues that leave gamers stranded. That bright green truck is basically the physical manifestation of every gamer's experience after a new driver update. "Oh, you wanted to play that new game? Let me introduce you to the blue screen of death instead!"

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