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Replace "AI" With "Cocaine" In Tech Posts
AI Programming
8 days ago 65.0K views 0 shares
Replace "AI" With "Cocaine" In Tech Posts
Oh god, this is brilliant. Just imagine all those LinkedIn posts now: "Our new cocaine-powered chatbot will revolutionize customer service!" or "Top 10 ways cocaine will disrupt your industry!" The tech hype cycle and the actual cocaine cycle have the same phases: initial euphoria, inflated expectations, crushing disappointment, and somehow still costing you all your money. The only difference is one crashes after 20 minutes and the other after your next funding round.

Domain Name Confusion: When Your .io Meets Their .ai
AI Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
8 days ago 65.5K views 0 shares
Domain Name Confusion: When Your .io Meets Their .ai
The classic tech startup bait-and-switch! Some poor guy named Steve from Builder.io desperately trying to clarify "THIS IS A DIFFERENT COMPANY" while a satirical headline claims Builder.ai collapsed after revealing their "$1.5 BILLION AI UNICORN" was actually just... *checks notes*... Indian developers writing code manually. The irony is chef's-kiss perfect. Venture capitalists throwing billions at anything with ".ai" in the name while actual human programmers do the work behind the curtain. Meanwhile, Steve's just trying to enjoy his coffee without getting dragged into another company's PR nightmare because of domain name confusion. In 2023, just slap "AI" on your company name and watch the funding roll in! Who needs neural networks when you have perfectly good humans with keyboards?

Failed The Real World Test
AI Programming
10 days ago 60.2K views 0 shares
Failed The Real World Test
The tech industry's dirty little secret: we're all building AI that generates cat pictures and song lyrics instead of solving climate change or hunger. Why? Because those problems are hard , and no one's figured out how to monetize world peace with a subscription model. Meanwhile, VCs are throwing billions at startups whose entire business plan is "teach computers to write slightly worse versions of human emails." The ultimate programmer flex isn't solving real problems—it's creating artificial problems our artificial intelligence can pretend to solve!

They're Trying To Normalize Vibe Coding
Programming Webdev
13 days ago 96.9K views 0 shares
They're Trying To Normalize Vibe Coding
OH MY GOD, they're evolving programming paradigms into the METAPHYSICAL REALM now! 😱 First, we had structured ways to code like procedural, functional, and object-oriented—you know, ACTUAL methodologies with RULES and LOGIC. But "vibe coding"?! SERIOUSLY?! That's just writing whatever garbage compiles while burning incense and listening to lo-fi beats! What's next? "Mercury Retrograde-Driven Development"? "Astrological Programming"? "Code by Feeling"?! I can't EVEN with this industry anymore. The Teletubbies are clearly more qualified than half the tech leads pushing this nonsense! 💅

Please Stop Adding AI To Everything
AI Programming
14 days ago 53.4K views 0 shares
Please Stop Adding AI To Everything
The tech industry's current obsession with slapping AI onto products is perfectly captured here. Some poor developer expressing their hatred for AI is immediately surrounded by corporate goons wielding their "tasty AI integration" like it's the solution to everything. Meanwhile, the developer's reaching for what appears to be a shotgun - because sometimes turning it off and on again just isn't enough of a fix. The real innovation would be a product that doesn't mention AI at all.

Sanskrit: The Ancient Programming Language You Never Knew You Needed
Programming Webdev
15 days ago 101.2K views 0 shares
Sanskrit: The Ancient Programming Language You Never Knew You Needed
STOP THE PRESSES! Apparently we've been doing it wrong this entire time! Why struggle with Python or JavaScript when you can just code in SANSKRIT?! 🙄 According to this GROUNDBREAKING news from the year 2025 (time travelers, much?), Sanskrit is the "most computer-friendly language" - because nothing says efficient programming like a 3500-year-old language with 49 letters and complex grammatical rules! Next week: "Hieroglyphics - The Secret to Optimizing Your Docker Containers" and "Morse Code: The Ultimate Frontend Framework." I'm absolutely DYING. 💀

The Ultimate Tech Unicorn Hunt
AI Programming
1 month ago 62.0K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Tech Unicorn Hunt
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of this job posting! 💀 They want the "top 0.01%" with IQs over 140 who work 80+ hours weekly and can "replace teams of 20 with their own mind" — but will generously give you $10k even if you don't join! How MAGNANIMOUS! 🙄 The absolute DELUSION of saying "AI writes better code than most devs" while hunting for superhuman coding unicorns who apparently don't need sleep, friends, or basic human enjoyment! Honey, if your AI is so amazing, why not just hire IT instead of demanding people who can "think 10 steps ahead and ship in hours"? Translation: "We're looking for desperate geniuses willing to sacrifice their entire existence for our startup that will DEFINITELY change the world economy... trust us!"

Teaching JavaScript: The Ultimate Humanitarian Crisis
Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 63.6K views 0 shares
Teaching JavaScript: The Ultimate Humanitarian Crisis
Forcing refugees to learn JavaScript? I can't decide if that's humanitarian aid or a war crime. Nothing says "welcome to your new life" like explaining callback hell and prototype inheritance to people who just want clean water. The absolute confidence of thinking you're saving the world by unleashing more JavaScript developers upon it is peak Silicon Valley delusion. Next up: solving world hunger with blockchain and React hooks!

Stop Doing Vibe Coding
Programming Webdev Security Javascript Frontend
1 month ago 142.0K views 0 shares
Stop Doing Vibe Coding
The grumpy tech veteran's manifesto has arrived! This is basically what happens when someone who's written actual production code for a decade watches the latest batch of "I built a startup with no-code tools and vibes" TikToks. The screenshots are pure gold - one poor soul storing passwords in a CSV file (security professionals just felt a disturbance in the force), while another "SaaS founder" is shocked that people are actually using their API in ways they didn't anticipate. Revolutionary! And that emoji-based developer bio at the bottom? Chef's kiss. Nothing says "I definitely know what I'm doing" like introducing yourself with three random tech logos instead of, you know, actual skills. Ten years ago we called these people "script kiddies." Now they're "founders" with 50K Twitter followers explaining why your engineering team is doing it wrong.

Perfect Logo For Your AI Vaporware
AI Programming
1 month ago 104.9K views 0 shares
Perfect Logo For Your AI Vaporware
Nothing says "I'm a serious AI startup" like using the universal symbol for "loading" as your logo. The German reply "perfectenschlag" is perfect - it's what Dwight from The Office used to describe "perfect pork anus" but also "perfect day." Just like this logo perfectly represents what most AI startups deliver - an eternal loading screen with nothing behind it. Venture capitalists, please form an orderly queue.

Invest In My Revolutionary ChatGPT Wrapper
AI Webdev Programming
1 month ago 90.6K views 0 shares
Invest In My Revolutionary ChatGPT Wrapper
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern startups! 😱 Some fancy-pants developer shows up to the venture capital party like "I've revolutionized technology!" only to reveal they've created yet ANOTHER ChatGPT wrapper that solves the most insignificant problem known to mankind. It's the tech equivalent of putting a bow on a potato and calling it innovation! The venture capital world is DROWNING in these "groundbreaking solutions" that are basically just AI with lipstick. The pirate's face says it all - that perfect mix of disappointment and "are you seriously expecting funding for THIS?" I can't even with these people!

Don't Solve Problems, Just Build Something
AI Webdev Programming
1 month ago 98.5K views 0 shares
Don't Solve Problems, Just Build Something
The classic Drake meme perfectly captures the current tech ecosystem's absurdity. Rejecting the noble pursuit of solving actual problems (you know, the things software was originally invented for), while enthusiastically embracing yet another AI chatbot that generates cat poems in Shakespearean English. The pipeline from "I'm going to change the world with code" to "Check out my AI app that predicts what sandwich you are based on your GitHub commits" is alarmingly short. The VC funding paradox in action - actual solutions get ignored while the 47th AI image generator gets a $10M seed round.