Thankfully No JavaScript Allowed

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7 months ago 200,447 views 1 shares

Thankfully No JavaScript Allowed

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Finally, someone brave enough to say what backend developers have been thinking for years! The meme brilliantly satirizes the love-hate relationship coders have with JavaScript by creating a fictional scenario where a country banned it entirely. It's playing on the common developer frustration with JS's quirky behavior - like how [] + [] equals an empty string or how typeof NaN returns "number". The yellow JS logo juxtaposed against a military leader creates the perfect absurdist punchline. If only fixing those race conditions was as simple as signing an executive order!

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