Thankfully No JavaScript Allowed

The classic programmer journey from self-righteousness to self-sabotage in three easy steps: First, you write a verbose, descriptive function name that perfectly documents what it does. You feel virtuous. Clean code! Self-documenting! Then, you realize typing that monstrosity repeatedly is killing your productivity. So you create a wrapper function with a shorter name. Problem solved! Finally, you're faced with your creation in production code: if (cumming()) - and suddenly you remember why code reviews exist. Your future maintainers will either die laughing or hunt you down with pitchforks. And this, friends, is why naming things remains one of the two hardest problems in computer science.

Ah, the classic "astronaut with a gun" meme takes on web development! The poor soul just realized everything in modern frontend is basically glorified webviews and HTML wrappers. Electron apps, PWAs, React Native... we spent years learning fancy frameworks only to discover we're still just pushing divs around a screen. The Internet Explorer astronaut knows the truth - no matter how many shiny new logos we slap on it, we're all just writing HTML with extra steps. The circle of web dev life continues!

Content Ok let's try running this code console. log("Hello World"); Output: ERROR Alright mavbe then this will work let str "Hello World"; console.log (str); Output: ERROR 4 HOURS LATER This is getting ridiculous, I'll just restart at step 1 Output: ERROR console. log("Hello World"); Output: Hello World! THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I TRIED!!!!

Content Carla CodesCarla When writing JavaScript I want to yell "Screw this!" Except I can't remember what "this' refers to 5:11 PM 12820 Twitter Web App

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This meme is playing on the Git version control system's terminology where the default branch was traditionally called "master" before many organizations changed it to "main" for more inclusive language. The joke suggests an executive order to revert back to using "master" branch, presented as if it's a controversial political decree. Perfect for developers who've lived through the Great Branch Rename Drama of 2020 and still have strong opinions about it. The real comedy is that some devs probably spent more time arguing about branch names than actually writing code!